• What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? 
  • RUDE-OLPH
• What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol? 
  • "SOY TO THE WORLD"
• What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
  • A COOKIE SHEET
• How do you wash your hands over the holiday?
  • SANTATIZER
• How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
  • NOTHING. IT'S ON THE HOUSE
• What do you call an old snowman?
  • WATER
• What are people who are afraid of Santa Claus called?
  • CLAUS-TROPPHOBIC
• What do elves learn in school?
  • ELF-ABET