• What kind of fruit should you eat on Halloween?
  • Blood Oranges
• What do skeletons order at restaurants?
  • Spare ribs
• Why was the carved pumpkin afraid?
  • it had no guts
• Why did the vampire frequent the sporting goods store?
  • It was full of bats!
• Where does a vampire clean himself?
  • in a bat-tub
• What is a werewolf's favorite weekday?
  • M-ooooooo-nday!